What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.