What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.