What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)