What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch