What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read