How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.