How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.