How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.