How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.