What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees."

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.