What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.