Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach