What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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Ovaries Z)

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Punch them in the hands.

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PUNCH!

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Run around until you get pooped out

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.