What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.