What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.