What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.