What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Previous Random Joke Next

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie