Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Shoot myself
Target
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
It was a soft drink.
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
One's Cupid stunts...
