I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Soft Drink Jokes More Soft Drink Jokes

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.