Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.