What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.