Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What do you call a woman without an sshole?

A: Divorced

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."