God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Thort thorts.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
God: A toddler.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
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