God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
Mariguana
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
The time God took to cook us
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Area 52
