What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family of four.

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes