Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..