What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Previous Random Joke Next

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)