What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt