What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.