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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok