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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Virgin Mobile Jokes More Virgin Mobile Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

repost