What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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