What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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