Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.