Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.