What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.