Shoot him again.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
He resisted a rest.
Dootsie rolls.
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
On a blind date!
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
He became an ex-terminator!
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
Because he was pain in the neck!
An eggplant.
That's grounds for divorce!"