What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(