Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
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the tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
A pain in the arse.
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One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Shoot him again.
Its a life of pain
It pains them to have standards.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He felt pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Anything to ease the pain.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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Past tense.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
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A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
You use an o-silly-scope!
In yarr'ds.
Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
They both came in a little behind!
Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)
