How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments