How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!