A: They want to measure their intelligence.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.
because that's what they measure.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
The ruler!
Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this
artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence