Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Intelligence Jokes More Intelligence Jokes

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence