Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD