Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.