Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.