Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)