Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."