Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.