What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict