What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself