What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping