What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: