What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"