Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

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Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.