Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history