Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion