What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !