What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.