Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.