Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.