Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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In a double ring ceremony !

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Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.