Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.