Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !