What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even