How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".