Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why are pills white?

Because they work.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.