Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.