Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago