Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.