What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.