What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral