What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...