What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na