When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.