What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.