Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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French Jokes More French Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.