Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance