What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.