How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.