How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon