What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.