What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.