What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.